"Don't worry, be happy. Rebuild".
Did you know this was New Orleans' new slogan? Bobby McFerrin even gave his blessing.
I should fess up -- this is not true. A sly person posted the slogan on a New Orleans neighborhood forum. It's not really New Orleans' new brand.
But it should be.
News stories regarding design flaws in the levee system -- all made or approved by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers -- have been trickling out of the Times-Picayune for months now.
For example: the levees are designed only to protect animals and farms. In other words, life and property not of the highest value. A minimum safety factor that is always used to protect human life and metropolitan urban areas was not used because of cost.
In the 1970s, after the levee system had already begun, new weather data regarding upgraded frequency and intensity of storms came out, necessitating a revision of the levee system design. But the Corps continued to use the outdated weather models.
Other safety factors used were woefully, unbelievably and outrageously wrong. Soil borings that revealed the presence of very weak soils were not factored into the design. Instead, strong soil factors were used.
Admittedly, the Corps probably used these incorrect design features in order to make the system fit the funding available. Were they even remotely aware that they were messing with people's lives and property? Guess not. To my knowledge, not a one of them quit and shouted it from the rooftops.
Indeed, the United States Army Corps of Engineers has admitted these things openly, as if they were simple mistakes, not egregious professional malfeasances. Nobody has thus far has even called it malfeasance, or alleged that because of this malfeasance, the levees failed, 1300 people lost their lives, and 200,000+ families lost their homes and lifetime property.
Visiting engineer teams on fact-finding missions have been ticking off these unbelievably incompetent and unacceptable design points of the levee system for months now -- all reported in the Times-Picayune, in a rather piecemeal fashion. Professor Van Heerden, hurricane expert out of LSU (God bless him) has been a perennial thorn in the Corps of Engineers' side since Katrina. He's trying his darnedest to get the truth to come out, and to the Times-Picayune's credit, they are letting the truth actually creep out.
Recently, the paper took it to another level. They trumpeted the truth from the rafters, in a major feature story that cited the findings of a visiting team of the American Society of Civil Engineers.
In short -- the whole levee system is suspect. They urge a systematic review of every part of the whole levee system -- all Corps flood control projects throughout the U.S., no less -- and they urge that anything the Corps of Engineers does be scruitinized by peer review.
Any major citizen discussion in the opinion pages? We'll see. I doubt it.
I troll the neighborhood forums out of the New Orleans lakefront area daily --one for Vista Park, our immediate neighborhood; one for Gentilly, our larger neighborhood; and two for Lakeview, an adjacent neighborhood.
Any threads of outrage on the forums? Nope.
After the weak soils story broke, I did politely question the state of the levee system, as a whole, on our Gentilly forum. A deafening silence.
One well-meaning neighbor leading the rebuilding effort, in order to head off any negative discussion, wrote in that all is well in our world. Our mostly white and upper-class neighborhoods will fare well in future storms, because we sit between two canal walls that failed, a problem that is comparatively easy to fix.
Lake Ponchartrain is one of the last stops for Gulf of Mexico storm surge. By the time the surge has arrived at the lake, it has already come a long way, barrelling alongside southeastern New Orleans. Thus the storm surge has lost some of its' brute force once it has reached us. So if our lake levees hold, (and this is a big "if" should we get a direct hit from a big storm) the surge then travells down our canals into our Lakefront neighborhoods. The simple and smart plan is to block the canals off at the lake during hurricanes to prevent our canal walls from collapsing again. Problem solved, according to the don't worry be happy rebuild-ers.
But what about the many thousands, if not a hundred thousand people -- white and black, rich and poor -- who have no canals to wall off and who are on the front lines of Gulf hurricane storm surge? They are separated from the Gulf only by the levees themselves, which failed miserably during Katrina. No bottleneck lakes or smallish canals to intervene. There is no quick fix for Chalmette, N.O. East, the lower 9th ward or Slidell . Billions of dollars for fortying the system as a whole, or mass relocation, is their only path to safety.
According to the same neighbor, no problem, because the initial federal budget allocation for levee repair was for
our neighborhood. We're good to go.
Just a day or two ago, the Corps finally 'fessed up and admitted they would need an additional
6 billion to properly fortify the system. Not to worry, writes in the neighbor. That money -- for which the budgetary allocation is questionable -- is for
them.
Don't worry. Be happy. Rebuild.